Here are some of my favourite quotes, it will be updated periodically.

“The Bible shows the way to go to heaven, not the way the heavens go”
-Galileo Galilei

"Death of one man is a tragedy. Death of a million is a statistic"
- Winston Churchill

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

- Unknown

Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It’s quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure.
- Thomas J. Watson

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
Friedrich Nietzsche

The "kingdom of Heaven" is a condition of the heart - not something that comes "upon the earth" or "after death."
Friedrich Nietzsche

What is work and what is not work are questions that perplex the wisest of men.

“There was neither death nor immortality then. There was not distinction of day or night. That alone breathed windless by its own power. Other than that there was not anything else.”
Rig Veda

“Do not be led by others; awaken your own reason; amass your own experience; and decide for yourself your own path.”
Atharva Veda

“A time is envisioned when the world was not, only a watery chaos (the dark, indistinguishable sea ) and a warm cosmic breath, which could give an impetus of life. ”
Rig Veda

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EEEEEEhaww.

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." - Mr Garrison in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

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Let's kill first the banker with his professional demeanour
let's televise and broadcast the raping of kings
let our crowds be fed on tear gas and plate-glass
'cause people united is a wonderful thing

Hahaha, one of my favorites too.

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I just know the german quotation,but I think I can translate it into englisch (hopefully):
"Mankind overplays everything.Its hero.Its enemies.Its meaning.Motherfuckers."

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I have soo many favorite quotes!
I guess one is from
Black Salvation by Watain:

"For they gave birth to the sun and the moon,
to cast shadows upon life."

(:

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One typical quotation of Koorpiklaani:
"Drinking is good for you,people"
-Jonne Järvelä

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anything by Friedrich Nietzsche or Ocar Wilde is brilliant if we are referring to nothing music-related.

Yeah,Nietzsche indeed has got very deep thoughts.

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Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope ? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!" ...George Bernard Shaw